pretty girl: boyfriend

ugly girl: boyfriend

weird girl: boyfriend

obnoxious girl: boyfriend

rude girl: boyfriend

stupid girl: boyfriend

lesbian girl: boyfriend

dead girl: boyfriend

me: i had a pet fish once but then it died

fuckyesquidditch:

theybuiltastauteofus:

I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.

(via novagasms)

(Source: wintergefluester, via ichmagkeinejungs)